Saturday, August 24, 2013

Don't Freak

We are not talking about, like, freaking out. We are talking about high school dance freaking. It is scary. But it's out there, people. So, instead, like the lame (but SAFE) girls we are, we decided to walk around at our first official high school dance and write down funny/ridiculous things people say. If you see something on here that you think you said, don't get crazy mad at us. It was really funny. So without further ado,

   THE MORNING AFTERNOON (we forgot to post in the morning) AFTER: THINGS WE HEARD AS LURKERS
"You can't just watch people at a dance, especially when they're freaking!"
"Just say: I'm not bending over, I'm just short."
"Will you teach me how to stand on my hands?"
"Back up everybody, I'm about to do a handstand."
"I found it on the ground. Don't drop it!"
"It's stuck on my fingers!"
"This is the climax (of the song). Sh** we missed it!"
"I'm a freshman! Just kidding I lied."
"Do you know how we do it?" "They don't wanna know."
"I like the sophomores. They're funny."
"You have so much glitter on you."
"Bye! I'm so popular- I'm getting a call! Oh, wait it's my mom."
"SQUAT!"
"I can never get her email now!"
"I know these lyrics... WAIT, wait after this part."

There you have it friends. What we heard in an hour at our first high school dance. Even though we didn't dance and stood around like idiots, it was highly entertaining. Just wait 'till Homecoming.

  Peace out, Girl Scouts.
   Aly and Claire

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