So as some of you probably know, I was gone from school last Thursday and Friday because I was at Nationals.
Let me tell you something about Nationals. We were best friends on Thursday. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then on Thursday, I went to Disneyland and it was totally magical but I had to leave, and Nationals was like weirdly jealous of Disneyland. Like, if I would think about Disneyland while on the mat, it'd be like, "Why are you thinking about Disneyland?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for our performance, which was an all-girls non tumbling intermediate team, I was like, "Nationals, we can't compete on your mat because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian be our competition mat. There were gonna be girls there in their cheerleading skirts. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she was canceled for the next 2 years because no one would come to her, and she came back after those 2 years, and her mats for orange and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
So if you didn't get that, that was a Mean Girls reference. And obviously, most of that isn't true. So long story short, Nationals was terrible but Disneyland was absolutely fabulous!
You go, Glen Coco!
Aly
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