Aaron Samuels The Bagging Boy

Here is the story of how our very good friend (who will from now on be referred to as Regina George) met a bagging boy at Trader Joe's (who from now on will be referred to ad Aaron Samuels).

So Regina was at Trader Joe's with her dad one day and there just happened to be a very cute bagging boy, so Regina says, "Dad, did you try the brownie samples?" And her dad says, "There's brownies?! I'm going to go get some. I'll be right back!" And he leaves Regina with the very cute bagging boy named Aaron. Then Regina turns to Aaron and says, "So is there like an art to bagging?" And he says, "Well actually there is!" And then he tells Regina about the art of bagging. We now refer to Aaron as "____ the bagging boy"

Why are my friends so good at flirting with guys? I literally cannot go up to a guy for the life of me. I was offered $50 by Claire to get a boy's number and I couldn't do it.

I need to learn how to talk to boys.

Aly

Aaron Samuels the bagging boy. Bag my produce. Bag my joy. Oh Aaron Samuels the bagging boy I love him I love him I love him.