Due to the excess time I have on my hands, and my newfound obsession with The Walking Dead, I have had lots of planning of how I would run the zombie apocalypse. I'm not talking about how I would solve it (lets just blast rock music out of huge stadiums to lure the zombies and then blow the stadiums up, i.e. Warm Bodies and World War Z). I'm discussing in this very public forum (don't you dare steal my ideas, haha) how I (and my partners) would start a worldwide epidemic of un-dead human beings.
Firstly, I would infect Tilikum the psychopathic whale with the zombie virus, and he would go crazy and start a new generation of ZOMBIE ANIMALS. That is pretty original stuff. And after that happened, I would get all geared up for the human phase of infection.
My list of needed Z.A. things; a moving van that will function as my portable walk-in closet. If you're going to be remembered as the people who start a national security issue/who will also be in the zombie children's textbooks for all of eternity, you have to make an effort on the fashion front.
That is obviously all I am going to share with you. Can't have any malfunctions to my plan. I would just advise stocking up on canned goods and private jet fuel.
Claire
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